once upon a time there was a magical unicorn in the land of lollipops and rainbows and her name was princess sparkles. one day she was just walkin around in the park when suddenly a shark jumped out and ate her. the end.
the moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race, but fast and steady wins it more better.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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Sunday, September 5, 2010
cheeze
this is a shoutout to all the cheeze living in the world; I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU AND THEN I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILIES SO YOU BETTER RUN
Hi there!
Just thought I'd start this blog with a little info on us before we try anything funny.
My name's Erin! I happen to be the more level-headed of the two of us, but I try to still be funny.... somewhat...... My posts are probably going to be less... random than Caroline's (You'll meet her whenever she gets her lazy butt up to post something, hopefully later tonight). I'm less spontaneous, but whatever. I'm probably going to put more thought into my posts, but maybe not.
So Caroline and I are best friends who met in 6th grade. We were going to do a web show or something called "The World of Whatever" but it turns out that both of us are too lazy to actually get anything set up, so we're just going to try a blog first. Blogs take a lot less effort.
If we don't add a new post in a while, forgive us. We both have very busy schedules, and don't always have time to think of something funny, or to just rcord something funny that happened to us.
Thanks for understanding, and thanks for reading our blog!
~Erin
My name's Erin! I happen to be the more level-headed of the two of us, but I try to still be funny.... somewhat...... My posts are probably going to be less... random than Caroline's (You'll meet her whenever she gets her lazy butt up to post something, hopefully later tonight). I'm less spontaneous, but whatever. I'm probably going to put more thought into my posts, but maybe not.
So Caroline and I are best friends who met in 6th grade. We were going to do a web show or something called "The World of Whatever" but it turns out that both of us are too lazy to actually get anything set up, so we're just going to try a blog first. Blogs take a lot less effort.
If we don't add a new post in a while, forgive us. We both have very busy schedules, and don't always have time to think of something funny, or to just rcord something funny that happened to us.
Thanks for understanding, and thanks for reading our blog!
~Erin
Sunday, August 15, 2010
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!
HAHAHA ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WHEN THEY GET A LOT OF CAFFIENE INTO THEM GO SUPER HYPER CRAZY?!?! I AM!!!!!!! AND SO I'VE JUST HAD 2 PILLS THAT HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE'S WORTH OF CAFFIENE IN THEM!! AND I HAD CHOCOLATE ICECREAM!! I AM SERIOUSLY HYPER RIGHT NOW! THAT'S WHY I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS! I'M HYPERVENTILATING AND TWITCHING SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! WELL YEAH IT KINDA IS!
I RAN UP TO MY MOM AND STARTED HYPERVENTILATING NEXT TO HER SO LIKE A GOOD MOTHER SHE ASKED "Um... Are you ok?" AND I ALMOST YELLED (BUT I DIDN'T YELL YAAY IMPULSE CONTROL!) BACK TO HER "IDUNNOIDUNNOIDUNNO HEY WATS THAT IS THAT A LAPTOP I LIKE LAPTOPS!!!!"
SHE WAS UNDERSTANDIBLY CONCERNED.
SO YEAH I'M A LITTLE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND THE FIRST POST I WAS GOING TO MAKE WAS GOING TO BE INTRODUCING MYSELF BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FUNNYER SO I'M GONNA POST IT FIRST!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN WHO I AM WHEN I'M A LITTLE LESS HYPER!
KAY HAVE FUN WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE FUN DOING!
I RAN UP TO MY MOM AND STARTED HYPERVENTILATING NEXT TO HER SO LIKE A GOOD MOTHER SHE ASKED "Um... Are you ok?" AND I ALMOST YELLED (BUT I DIDN'T YELL YAAY IMPULSE CONTROL!) BACK TO HER "IDUNNOIDUNNOIDUNNO HEY WATS THAT IS THAT A LAPTOP I LIKE LAPTOPS!!!!"
SHE WAS UNDERSTANDIBLY CONCERNED.
SO YEAH I'M A LITTLE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND THE FIRST POST I WAS GOING TO MAKE WAS GOING TO BE INTRODUCING MYSELF BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FUNNYER SO I'M GONNA POST IT FIRST!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN WHO I AM WHEN I'M A LITTLE LESS HYPER!
KAY HAVE FUN WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE FUN DOING!
UPDATE: I'M STILL HYPER BUT I GOT KINDA BORED SO I DREW A PICTURE OF MY EXPRESSION!
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